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February 06 2018

itsthighnoon:

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

Tweeted

Hört, wenn der Pfarrer spricht! Heute um 20.15 Uhr ist wieder #SanktMaik-Time. Sex und Intrigen inklusive #AmenAlter @DanielDonskoy pic.twitter.com/5B23ptnmEw

— RTL.de (@RTLde) February 6, 2018

austrianshitposting:

The music video to Der Kommissar (1982) by Falco is the absolute pinnacle of green screen technology.

Peter Jackson who??

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austrianshitposting:

JEANNY

QUIT LIVIN ON DREAMS

JEANNY

LIFE IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

Such A Lonely Little Girl In A Cold, Cold World

THERE’S SOMEONE…

WHO NEEDS YOU

JEANNY

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February 05 2018

Tweeted

Do not fear the monster under your bed. Fear what it holds at bay.

— the new fiction (@thenewfiction) February 5, 2018

February 04 2018

official-german-puns:

thatswhywelovegermany:

kiwiaupair:

rebecca2525:

sherlylikeswaffles:

wonderfulnonsense:

apfelgranate:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

valarauka:

kkatkkrap:

fujisalci:

inkcaviness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

We also say “That’s not my beer” for “That’s none of my buisness” and I think that’s beautiful

is germany even real

My roommate dated a German.  When I was making dinner one night, he asked my roommate, “this food… does it taste?”

At our confusion, he explained that in Germany, food either “tastes” or “does not taste”.  Which he then said he supposed said something about German food.

To be fair we do say “it tastes good” and “it tastes bad” and many variations thereof, but when we want to be succinct, then yes, it just tastes or doesn’t taste. 

Other fun turns of phrase in German include:

  • “Ich versteh’ nur Bahnhof” = “I only understand train station” for when you’re confused
  • “Hast du Tomaten auf den Augen?” = “Have you got tomatoes on your eyes?” for when someone’s not seeing the obvious
  • “Auf die Schippe nehmen” = “Take someone on a shovel”, basically means to take the piss out of someone
  • “Du gehst mir auf den Sack” = “You’re walking on my sack” for when you’re pissed off

the world is beautiful

also there’s  two more variations of “Du gehst mir auf den Sack.” (btw by sack we mean testicle. yeah.)

  1. “Du gehst mir auf den Senkel.” = “You’re walking on my shoelace(s).”
  2. “Du gehst mir auf den Keks.” = “You’re walking on my cookie.”

ALSO WE HAVE THE WORD “DOCH” (basically means yes, but in response to someone saying no) AND IT IS A FUCKING TRAGEDY THAT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS NO EQUIVALENT

I MISS ‘DOCH’ SO MUCH you basically have to settle for “does so” or “yes it does” or something not half as succintly defiant

I also miss “aneinander vorbei reden” = “to talk past each other”, meaning when people are completely missing each other’s points / talking about two different things. It’s such nice imagery.

And we call stupid people “Hans Wurst” = “Hans Sausage” (no matter if you are boy or a girl)

Yeah, if we are surprised we say “Holla die Waldfee” = “Holla the forest fairy”

Seriously though, how do children grow up without “doch” und “trotzdem”?

Holy mackerel I love this soooo!!

Ende, Gelände! (literally: End, terrain) — That’s it! End of discussion!

There is another interesting expression for “i don’t care”

“Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei.” = “This passes by my ass.”

official-german-puns:

thatswhywelovegermany:

kiwiaupair:

rebecca2525:

sherlylikeswaffles:

wonderfulnonsense:

apfelgranate:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

valarauka:

kkatkkrap:

fujisalci:

inkcaviness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

We also say “That’s not my beer” for “That’s none of my buisness” and I think that’s beautiful

is germany even real

My roommate dated a German.  When I was making dinner one night, he asked my roommate, “this food… does it taste?”

At our confusion, he explained that in Germany, food either “tastes” or “does not taste”.  Which he then said he supposed said something about German food.

To be fair we do say “it tastes good” and “it tastes bad” and many variations thereof, but when we want to be succinct, then yes, it just tastes or doesn’t taste. 

Other fun turns of phrase in German include:

  • “Ich versteh’ nur Bahnhof” = “I only understand train station” for when you’re confused
  • “Hast du Tomaten auf den Augen?” = “Have you got tomatoes on your eyes?” for when someone’s not seeing the obvious
  • “Auf die Schippe nehmen” = “Take someone on a shovel”, basically means to take the piss out of someone
  • “Du gehst mir auf den Sack” = “You’re walking on my sack” for when you’re pissed off

the world is beautiful

also there’s  two more variations of “Du gehst mir auf den Sack.” (btw by sack we mean testicle. yeah.)

  1. “Du gehst mir auf den Senkel.” = “You’re walking on my shoelace(s).”
  2. “Du gehst mir auf den Keks.” = “You’re walking on my cookie.”

ALSO WE HAVE THE WORD “DOCH” (basically means yes, but in response to someone saying no) AND IT IS A FUCKING TRAGEDY THAT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS NO EQUIVALENT

I MISS ‘DOCH’ SO MUCH you basically have to settle for “does so” or “yes it does” or something not half as succintly defiant

I also miss “aneinander vorbei reden” = “to talk past each other”, meaning when people are completely missing each other’s points / talking about two different things. It’s such nice imagery.

And we call stupid people “Hans Wurst” = “Hans Sausage” (no matter if you are boy or a girl)

Yeah, if we are surprised we say “Holla die Waldfee” = “Holla the forest fairy”

Seriously though, how do children grow up without “doch” und “trotzdem”?

Holy mackerel I love this soooo!!

Ende, Gelände! (literally: End, terrain) — That’s it! End of discussion!

There is another interesting expression for “i don’t care”

“Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei.” = “This passes by my ass.”

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kiwimidnight:

We trust that time is linear. That it proceeds eternally, uniformly. Into infinity. But the distinction between past, present and future is nothing but an illusion. Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never-ending circle. Everything is connected.

D A R K  —   1.01  S e c r e t s.

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streetsofshame:

Jonas is not having the best year

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spassundspiele:

For Humanity – NieR: Automata fan art by Norne ♪

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Daniel Donskoy in Sankt Maik

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x

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okanuckun:

• What is the story?

#okanuckun #bangbangnyc #imnotminimal #newyork #tattoodo #equilattera #instagram #tattrx #inkstinctsubmission #minimalism #bangbangforever #bangbangtattoo (Bang Bang Tattoos)

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

valkyrieraisingcain:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

marypsue:

hopelesslehane:

ladyeternal178:

saladmander:

ok but like when did self-sacrifice become synonymous with death? writers seem to have forgotten that people can make personal sacrifices for the greater good without giving their lives. plots about self-sacrifice and selflessness don’t always have to end in death. suffering doesn’t have to be mourning. you can create drama and emotional depth on your show without killing everyone. learn to explore the meaning of living rather than dying

Death. Is. NOT. The. Only. Way. To. Advance. The. Narrative.

Fun things to sacrifice for your loved ones in your free time that don’t include death and actually set up for a whole new season of high level drama:

- humanity (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
- memories (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
- love for that special someone (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
- emotions (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
- rank/position/
- yourself/your brain/your skills (give yourself over to bad guys and become their brainwashed agent so your loved ones live)
- years of bloody ruthless traditions to make way for peace (hi lexa and fuck jroth tbh)
- freedom (includes that of speech/mind/will)
- your grandpa’s fortune
- hell even material possessions have that girl sacrifice her goddamn house so they can pay off her gf’s student loans or whatever juST STOP KILLING CHARACTERS TO FURTHER YOUR PLOT

Other things to sacrifice:

- your most sought-after goal

- a strongly-held belief or conviction

- your own chance at happiness

other fun things to sacrifice:

-a finger
-an eye
-10-20 years of your life
-some of your vitality or dexterity
-your ability to magically see in the dark
-your proficiency in battle axes
-your good looks
-your memory of the man who killed your wife
-everything but your head

@ruffboijuliaburnsides hey hey one question: why

because honestly i just couldn’t help myself.

weusedtobehappyonce:

image

Every where we went in Munich we were greeted by this poster.

We were intrigued by all that beauty, and decided to check it out.

Sankt Maik actually was nice to watch.

But, eyecandy!

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scumsucking-roadwh0re:

dracosliquidluck:

George was going to celebrate with Fred Harry’s ”Resurrection”, so he turned around. But then he realised that his twin was dead and that there was nobody to talk with.

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